Mr. Sensual Massage
One evening I was idly surfing through the men’s profiles on nameyourdatingsite.com when …wait a minute…I just saw that guy with a different profile! What gives with that? I clicked back and forth and sure enough, it’s the same guy. I thought it was kind of strange, but it didn’t concern me too much. So I went back to scrolling through the pages of profiles when…WHAT?!?....there he is AGAIN! And look, his age is even different on this one! What is up with this guy? Although he is handsome in a Ray Romano kind of way, his profiles (multiple profiles) were a turnoff for me. The primary reason was how he stressed wanting to give women a “sensual massage they would never forget.” Now I like a good massage, but a “sensual massage” would be something I’d prefer to wait for…you know….like 3rd date material, if you catch my meaning. So with no interest in dating the man, I sent him a message asking him what was up with the different profiles and different ages. He said something to the effect of different strokes for different folks, catching different kinds of bees with different kinds of honey or something like that. He then went on to offer me a sensual massage. I told him I wasn’t interested because he seemed like a player, but thanks anyway. But this guy wouldn’t give up! He kept writing and almost begging me to come to his place for my massage. I was thinking, wow, this dude is really hard up! But when I kept refusing him, he started sending nasty emails about how I was cynical and had hangups, blah blah blah. I made sure to write him back and let him know just how sexy women find men who berate them. Funny…I never heard back from Mr. Sensual Massage! No great loss, I’m sure.
posted by Suddenly Single at 10:03 AM
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